8 steps to happiness

You wanna take care of business with your honey? Just follow these simple steps:

1. Get your partner hot a bothered.
2. Take a break long enough for you to swab one side of your penis with alcohol.
3. Load a syringe with a drug known as alprostadil, then pick an injection site opposite side of your penis from the last time, about midway down the shaft.
4. Ease that needle into the corpora cavernosa, being careful not to hit your urethra or any visible blood vessels.
5. Squeeze the base of your penis for 15 seconds or so after you complete the injection to help keep the drug localized.
6. Now wait 5 to 15 minutes and watch in awe as the little guy transforms into a BIONIC PENIS.
7. Now get busy and impress the hell out of your honey with your genital prowess!
8. Oops, did you make like a jack rabbit cum too quickly? Not to worry. It takes more than an ejaculation to take down YOUR erection! You can stay with that rabbit theme, only now you can like the Energizer Bunny. You can go and go and go untilone of you is just too pooped to continue.

Once you decide to give it a rest, be forewarned. Don’t even think about rolling over and going to sleep. If you do, you can wake up hours later with the same erection you feel asleep. Not good. Priapism, as you know from all those ED commercials, can cause irreparable damage to your penis. Plus it gets damn painful. You need get up and keep moving until the little guy decides to deflate. So late night nookie when you’re using the needle isn’t such a hot idea. Morning sex or afternoon delights work a lot better.

I know many men who I know suffer from ED yet have told me that Steps 3 and 4 are deal-breakers for sure. No way are they gonna stick a needle into their manhood. Was I crazy about doing that? Hell no, but when push came to shove, it really wasn’t as bad as it sounds. Once you get past the notion of giving yourself an injection in your penis—and you actually do it, you discover that because the needle is so very thin, it really is virtually painless.
To my way of thinking, the choice between the needle or no sex was a no-brainer. Then, after several months of self-injections, that little blue diamond-shaped pill exploded onto into the marketplace. Happy days, no more needles!